The product is guaranteed to last forever...forever.
That's a really long time.
This manufacturer sets the product in motion for the express purpose of getting it returned.
What manufacturer hopes for that?
The product often resists return to the manufacturer because it strangely wants to exist on its own, without needed repair and regeneration.
It acts more like it wants to expire.
Crazy product.
But now the warranty...that is really something. The manufacturer speaks the warranty through his manager, a guy who goes by the name of Jesus:
Every [product] the [manufacturer] gives me eventually comes running to me. And once that [product] is with me, I hold on and don't let go.See, I told you the manufacturer wants the product returned.
So fight, crazy product, fight. Resist repair and regeneration.
It looks like one of these days, your warranty is going to win in spite of you.
